Andy: plorp

Matt: Hey

Andy: what do you have to say to that?

Matt: Definition please and use it in a sentence.

Andy: Plorp = (v) Old English - To eat a pile of dog feces. "Dude! I totally plorped yesterday!"

Matt: Did the old english men and woman actually say "Dude"?

Andy: "Sooth! Goodwyfe Smythe didst totally plorp in front of ye olde taverne lo these two days past!"

Matt: Sweet.

Andy: for sooth.