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	Today I sent Megan an email with a goofy song that I was just writing as a stream of consciousness-type thing, and after Megan replied to it - I would write a new song based on her reply. I think you'll like it. WHEN I GO TO YOUR HOUSE TO TALK TO THE PHONE YOU ALWAYS TELL ME TO NOT EAT THE SAUSAGE BUT I KNOW THAT WHEN I LEAVE FOR THE STORE YOU WILL ACCUSE ME OF MEETING BEN STILLER AT THE LIBRARY BUT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE NO, NO - I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE BECAUSE WHEN YOU REALIZE I LOVE THAT THING YOU WON'T EVER WANT TO MAKE ME FLOSS AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE WAFFLES NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY what the heck are you quoting?! WHY DOES SHE ACCUSE ME OF QUOTING WHEN SHE KNOWS WHY I'M SCREAMING IT'S THE UNDERLYING CAUSE OF OUR PENT-UP RAGE AND THE REASON FOR MY TESTICULAR CANCER WHOA, WHOA - TESTICULAR CANCER NO, NO - TESTICULAR CANCER EVEN THOUGH SHE LIKES TO CLAIM THAT MY BUTT'S ALRIGHT I KNOW THAT SHE'S BEEN SEEING HIM EVERY DAY AND NIGHT IF HE THINKS THAT I DON'T KNOW OR THAT I DON'T CARE WELL YOU KNOW THAT I'LL FEED HIM MY DIRTY UNDERWEAR AND GIVE HIM - TESTICULAR CANCER OH YEAH, TESTICULAR CANCER you are one strange boy SHE THINK I'M STRANGE BUT LISTEN HERE I'M NOT THE ONE WITH THE CAULIFLOWER EAR! SHE DON'T LIKE TO SHOWER AND SHE DON'T LIKE TO SHAVE SHE CLEANS HER DIRTY PANTIES IN THE MICROWAVE SHE'S MY - DISGUSTING SLOB WIFE WHOA WHOA - DISGUSTING SLOB WIFE SHE'LL TAKE A CAN OF DIET SPRITE BUT LEAVE IT ON THE TABLE SHE WON'T EVER CLEAN THE TUB - SHE THINKS THAT IT'S A FABLE SHE'LL WEAR THE SAME SHIRT FOR SIX DAYS IN A ROW SHE'LL CLAIM "I ONLY SLEEP IN IT" BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT SHE'S MY - DISGUSTING SLOB WIFE WHOA WHOA - DISGUSTING SLOB WIFE *DISCLAIMER so I don't get in trouble.* (She is in fact quite neat and tidy. Except for the Sprite cans all over the house thing.) LOL okay, that made me laugh out loud. MY BABY LIKES TO LAUGH, WELL SHE LIKES TO LAUGH OUT LOUD I CAN ALWAYS HEAR MY BABY LAUGH EVEN IN A CROWD WELL IT'S NOT REALLY A SNORT AND IT'S NOT A GUFFAW BUT SHE LAUGHS SO LOUD THAT THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW AGAINST MY - LOUD LAUGHING BABY SHE'S JUST MY - LOUD LAUGHING BABY WHEN SHE HEARS SOMETHING FUNNY LIKE A BRAND NEW JOKE SHE STARTS TO LAUGH OUT LOUD UNTIL HER NOSE SPURTS COKE SHE'LL LAUGH SO LOUD THAT SHE'LL START TO PEE BUT I LOVE HER MOST OF ALL CUZ SHE LAUGHS AT ME SHE'S MY - LOUD LAUGHING BABY WHOA WHOA - LOUD LAUGHING BABY you are the weirdest man in the world! WELL SHE SAYS I'M WEIRD BUT WHO IS SHE TO SAY? SHE'S MAKES HER FRIED EGG SANDWICH WITH MAYONNAISE! SHE WON'T EAT TOMATOES AND SHE WON'T EAT SHROOMS SHE ACTS AS IF THEY'LL PUT HER IN AN EARLY TOMB SHE'S MY SUPER CRAZY WEIRDO BABY! MY SUPER DUPER EXTRA CRAZY WEIRDO BABY! SHE WON'T EAT LAMB AND SHE WON'T EAT FISH EVEN WHEN I TELL HER THAT THE FOOD IS QUITE DELISH! EVEN THROUGH ALL OF THIS, TO HER I'M ENDEARED BUT LET ME TELL YOU BROTHER - THAT GIRL IS WEIRD SHE'S MY SUPER CRAZY WEIRDO BABY! MY SUPER DUPER EXTRA CRAZY WEIRDO BABY!


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